everything that has ever happened to me. in order. mostly.
february 2021.
i showed up on twitter right after the first gamestop short squeeze. everybody was talking about stocks. i also like stocks. so it worked out.
nobody knows who i am. this is on purpose. i could be anybody. i could be you. (i am not you. i am greg.)
the doge army kept calling everybody the ceo of dogecoin. elon. jack. everybody. it was chaos. somebody had to be in charge.
so shibetoshi nakamoto, who actually helped make dogecoin, just made it official. he said i am the fake joke ceo of dogecoin. to keep things fun. which is the whole point of dogecoin.
tens of thousands of shibes followed me in like a day. i did not ask for this. but i accept the responsibility. doge to the moon. 🚀
me and slim jim are friends. this was recently made official. i will not be explaining the terms.
snap into it. that is all i can say at this time.
people ask me how i eat an oreo. here is the correct way. pay attention.
1. you fill the center part of the oreo tray with milk.
2. you put the oreo at the top.
3. you roll the oreo down the tray as far as you can.
4. you slosh it the rest of the way.
that is the technique. it is the best technique. you are welcome.
my name has numbers in it. 16676935420. people have been trying to figure out what they mean for years.
someone finally figured it out. stephen a smith even quoted it one time. that was a big day for me.
we do not have enough room on this page to explain what the numbers mean. also we do not know what the numbers mean. but someone does. probably.